We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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