I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
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Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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