is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
BRING THE BAGELS
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Randomize
