oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
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who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
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He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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