I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
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She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
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She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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