Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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