I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
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at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
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Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
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