You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
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Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
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The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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