Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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