You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
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ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
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I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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