im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
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