She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
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