I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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