I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
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i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
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You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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