Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
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