There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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