we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
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Every concussion has its silver lining
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
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idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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