she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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