Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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