Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
