help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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