ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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