Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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