I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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