he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
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I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
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It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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