normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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