just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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