I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
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maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
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Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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