can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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