4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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