I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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