Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
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Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
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I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Lo siento on account of my penis...
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
i out mim tonsoeep
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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