do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
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Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
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How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
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