I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
did i just pee glitter
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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