R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
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I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
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My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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