Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
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