READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
You may now shotgun with the bride
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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