gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
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He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Semen is not good for contacts.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
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I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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