what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
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