How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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