We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
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we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
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My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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