i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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