what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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