Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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