Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
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this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
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I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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