Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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