operation harelip BJ is a go
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I think a kid would responsible me up
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
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