OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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