okay pat passed out under dana's car
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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