return my video game
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
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Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
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He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
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