We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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