idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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