What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
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Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
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despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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