I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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