i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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