I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I need to stop coming to work sober
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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