Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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