Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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